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Grindass House

GrindAss House is an homage to the gay adult movies of the 1970s, complete with intentional bad acting, horrid outfits, and filming techniques that lets the viewer know that the only thing that really matters is hot gay sex. Like it''s mainstream namesake, its full of crazy fake names, fake trailers...more.

Movie 1: Ranger Wood and The Pizza Boy

Movie 2: Route 69
Tara Teeno directs a look back at the carefree, whimsical lifestyle of the '70s and how vintage porn approached sex in such a casual manner. Biff, Buff and Rod are the characters. Biff is played by Hans Ebson who truly gets into his comical character in a big way. Ebson's Afro wig is hysterical! Buff, played by Andy Kirra, is always bored, and Rod, played by Elijah from Active Duty, is always horny.

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Running time: 90 minutes
Directed by: Rod Regis and Tara Teeno

Cast: Brant Moore, Tristan Mathews, Bradley Christopher, Shane, Damon Phoenix, Ryan Thompson, Andy Kirra, Hans Ebson, Elijah

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Movie 1 - Scene 1 - Brant Moore

Ranger Wood (Brant Moore) is the connecting character in this homage to ‘70s porn by director Rod Regis. First seen in the wilderness patrolling in his ranger gear, our star magically is transported to a lush and lavishly landscaped yard complete with a miniature replica of the statue of David. Ranger Wood fires up his log and rubs out a hot one, squirting a hefty load as though he were a human “old faithful.”

Movie 1 - Scene 2 - Bradley Christopher and Tristan Mathews

Dressed in comically retro clothes and wobbling along on a pair of roller skates, Tristan Mathews camps up the classic role of the pizza boy. Gags mount as he delivers a meat pizza to a young customer (Bradley Christopher) who greets him at the door wearing only a robe. Seeing Mathews’ legs spread open in a V with the roller skates still on is hilarious enough, but the reactions of the two during their sucking and rimming are priceless. “What… no tip?” exclaims Mathews as his customer tosses a handful of bills at him just after fucking him silly.

Movie 1 - Scene 3 - Damon Phoenix, Shane and Brant Moore

As Damon Phoenix and Shane are camping in what is clearly a staged setting hobbled together in a garage, Ranger Wood steps into the scene and asks, “What have we here?” With a wink and a nod, Shane invites Ranger Wood to investigate, and, of course, he does. With plants purposely arranged to show the garage door, the staged scene does nothing to detract from the steamy sex generated by these three hot men. Damon Phoenix sucks both cocks with passion before the three daisy chain their dick sucking. Although it takes a lot to spread open Damon’s plump ass, Brant Moore buries his face inside those flesh pillows before he becomes the meat in a 3-way fuck where he is between Damon and Shane. Three great cum shots end “Ranger Wood and the Pizza Boy.”

Movie 2 - Scene 1 - Andy Kirra and Ryan Thompson

This scene welcomes back cute bubble-butt Andy Kirra (former Adonis exclusive) as Frank and pairs him with big-dicked Ryan Thompson as Biff. Clad in period clothes, Frank gets picked up on the side of the road by Biff, who takes Frank back to his place and does him on the kitchen table. Great rimming scenes here, and as if Thompson’s cock were not enough to fill Kirra’s hot ass, Ryan whips out a large dildo and shoves it up Kirra’s ass as if he were a plumber cleaning out a clogged drain. As Frank says, “Oh Yeah.”

Movie 2 - Scene 2 - Elijah, Hans Ebson and Ryan Thompson

Buff is bored and Rod is horny as they sit on a sofa together. Rod is looking unbelievably good as he sits there in just a towel. In walks Biff with a couple of beers, and Rod’s towel pops open to reveal a raging hardon. Buff and Biff gasp at the boner and go down on it faster than a “Laugh-in” skit. Hans loses the wig and the three suck and fuck like hippies in a free love commune. The sex ends with two sausages buried in hot buns (three-way fuck) and spurts of cum that drench Buff like a glazed donut.

Outtakes from the shooting are included as an extra feature of the DVD, as are the trailers.

Tristan and Ryan Pizza Sex
Ryan Thompson
Route 69 Threesome
Ranger & Campers Sex
Intermission Dance
Brant Moore Solo
Bradley Christopher
Andy and Ryan Kitchen Sex

Movie 1 - Scene 1 - Brant Moore
Movie 1 - Scene 2 - Bradley Christopher and Tristan Mathews
Movie 1 - Scene 3 - Damon Phoenix, Shane and Brant Moore
Movie 2 - Scene 1 - Andy Kirra and Ryan Thompson
Movie 2 - Scene 2 - Elijah, Hans Ebson and Ryan Thompson

Movie 1 - Scene 1 - Brant Moore
Movie 1 - Scene 2 - Bradley Christopher and Tristan Mathews
Movie 1 - Scene 3 - Damon Phoenix, Shane and Brant Moore
Movie 2 - Scene 1 - Andy Kirra and Ryan Thompson
Movie 2 - Scene 2 - Elijah, Hans Ebson and Ryan Thompson